Weaves, Extensions and Intentions…

February 6, 2012 1 Comment

Toupees are pretty bad. Like even the best, most natural looking toupees don’t fool everyone.

Most will agree that male pattern baldness is best addressed head on, aka the Statham. No sense fooling around with trickery and make believe.

Right. Glad were all on the same page.


So what makes you think anything is different on the other side of the isle?

Weaves and extensions are really just female toupees. Yeah, they’re fake hair, or someone else’s hair that you strap to your head and pretend like nothing happened. Amazingly, these hair enhancements have gained in popularity and are now part of everyday life.

Raise your hand if you employ extensions or weaves on a regular basis.

Ladies, if you insist on playing with your hair, here’s a few things to remember.

Do not defy the laws of nature.

By that I mean, at least try to make you hair adjustments seem realistic. Yes it is fake hair, and yes, that allows you to defy the laws of nature, but please, keep us fooled. You can’t be Halle Berry one day, and then have three foot braids the next.

Keep it tight.

Damn, I know extensions and weaves are stupidly expensive, but if you’re gonna go that route, fully commit to the maintenance. Crooked grown out hair pieces? Do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars (Excuse me ma’am, there’s a rats nest on your head). Your whole intent was to look glamorous, right?

If it looks like a hat, wear a hat instead.

Again, if you’re gonna go this route, at least try to make it look like it’s supposed to be on your head.

Forget Vogue…READ WIFEABLE

 

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