“Ma’am, we’re going to have to check that bag…”

November 1, 2011 No Comments

Listen…

We’ve already touched on the value of simplicity. Not every occasion is the royal ball, so learn to simplify your preparation routine.

In that same light, when you pack up your handbag on your way out the door. Remind yourself, YOU ARE NOT GOING CAMPING.


Cell Phone, cell phone charger, camera, Keys, Makeup bag, brush, iPod, snacks, receipts, gum, wallet, tampons, hair ties, tissues, sunglasses, lip balm, toothbrush, dental floss, flashlight, mirror, hand lotion, antibacterial hand sanitizer, umbrella, more chewing gum…

…and those are just the more normal items you carry around with you every day. Pretty soon, you’re going to need wheels on that thing.

Honestly, your bag weighs more than a dumbbell, so don’t be afraid to hit the weights

 

Most of your excursions last only a few hours at a time, and yet you are prepared for a month long deployment in the jungle. You do not need all that stuff on a daily basis. Cut it loose.

There’s a scene in Rambo II, where Rambo loads up with a ton of gear, guns, weapons, etc, to complete his mission. He’s going to jump from a plane, and parachute down to the drop zone. Only, when he jumps, his excessive gear gets caught up on the plane and he gets dragged behind it. To free himself and to prevent his death, Rambo has to cut all his baggage loose. He parachutes down with only his knife and, naturally he completes the mission anyway.

 

This could be you ladies…Going out with minimal gear, and still being just as effective.

 

ENJOY MORE WIFEABLE…

 

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