Mila Kunis is hot.

September 14, 2011 1 Comment

Sticking to our recent Hollywood theme…

There was a movie out a few months ago. It doesn’t matter what it’s called (Friend’s With Benefits) and it doesn’t matter who stars in it (Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake), because the premise has been presented a thousand times (most recently No Strings Attached, Portman/Kutcher). You may recall from the previews, that in this recent film, there’s an exchange of dialogue that goes like this…

 

Dude #1: Why do women think they need to manipulate men to get what they want

Hot Girl: Um, History, Romantic Comedies…

 

Wow… Yup, it’s not that funny. No wonder no one went to see it.


But there’s a ton of real things that this quick exchange (and the romantic comedy formula in general) should remind you of. Oddly, some of these points are pretty easily forgotten. Here’s three quick ones:

1. Well that’s just annoying.

Romantic Comedies are fantasy. Don’t forget that. Being a hyper quirky, slightly emotionally damaged, unable to move on from past wrong’s kinda gal is not endearing. Being totally hot may make it possible for you to exude that kind of behavior temporarily, but it’s still not ok.

One story line perpetuated by RC’s is the girl who shuts herself off from love because of any number of dumb reasons…and then Romeo/Dude #1 comes along and sees past her bitchiness and eventually shows her that it is ok to open up, thus winning her over. But first he has to put up with her wacky antics for the opening 45 minutes (Basically every Katherine Heigel movie). In real life, if you’re a bitch for the first 45 minutes (not montage minutes, just real time), chances are he’s not seeing it through (needs/wants/needs have limitations).

2. Um…Sex and Love.

Men will do things they don’t want to do in exchange for the possibility of getting what they need/want/need. Case in point: going to see a romantic comedy with you.

3. Girls Rule the World.

Yup. The female species has total power over its male counterpart. This fact is indeed supported by history; world history, your history, even the History Channel (See: Cleopatra). Women have what men need/want/need. (feel free to interpret that as you like) It’s simple supply and demand. And you don’t need advanced economics to realize you have more power than you think.

But…with great power comes great responsibility. Remember that.

THIS IS COOL TOO…

 

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