Why the Kim Kardashian wedding shouldn’t matter to you.

August 23, 2011 1 Comment

Lets revisit. Kim Kardashian has three skills:

1. She’s a porn star. A bad one to boot. Most will agree she’s very attractive, but…most will also acknowledge that she broke on to the scene with a sex tape, and that she has been selling herself in other ways ever since (advertisements, Playboy, etc). Porn stars are certainly interesting, but the scope of their relevance is usually, and should be, confined to their specialty…SEX.

2. She’s a human billboard. Kim is incredibly gifted at getting attention and then getting paid while you’re paying attention to her. This was on display with her sex tape (she got paid for that), its apparent with her tweets (she gets paid to mention products and brands), and gratuitously evident with her E! wedding spectacular (she’s set to make millions just to stage it for TV, more on that later).

3. I was lying. She only has two skills.


So, what is the interest in her (2nd) wedding.

Is it her husband? Her husband is a below-average professional basketball player. He’s not interesting at all.

Does the appeal have anything to do with her family? I know they have TV shows too, but they aren’t that likeable and pretty much ride her coattails as it is. Its not about them.

Is it about the bride herself? As discussed above, Kim doesn’t exactly represent purity and virtue… I suppose she’s much more likeable than some of her counterparts (See: Paris, Lindsey). I also concede that she represents the hopeless romantics/victims to some degree (she got dumped by some football players, everyone can relate to that right?). But come on, Jennifer Aniston has had that role wrapped up for years.

 

 

Is it about love? Tough question. If were talking about the love of money and attention… then yeah sure. If were talking about real romance, real love, and a real relationship, then the answer is probably NO. How many purely public/TV/reality relationships last? Whats the over under on how long this marriage lasts? A year? A month? Does anyone think its forever stuff? Probably not.

Ok, so its not really about values, its not about the people, furthermore, this isn’t about Kim finally finding love. Its just another fully planned and scripted “reality” moment, in a line of fully planned and scripted “reality” moments from Kim’s life.

Ok, so why is Kim being paid millions of dollars just to get married? Because despite everything said above, you’re still going to watch.

RUN THAT BACK…

 

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One Comments to “Why the Kim Kardashian wedding shouldn’t matter to you.”
  1. Nokidding says:

    Also because its already over. Her life is a publicity stunt

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