Every guy has seen a Victoria’s Secret catalogue

December 13, 2010 7 Comments

Today’s modern man is spoiled. He has all kinds of porn at his fingertips. Even provocative lingerie and bikini-clad models have become pretty mainstream images on magazine covers and prime time reality TV. Porn stars have become celebrities and household names (and vice versa).


That’s a lot for the real modern woman to compete with. How you keep your man’s attention amidst all that cyber distraction and media influence is one of the great questions of the 21st century. Maybe we’ll dive into that sometime soon.

For the time being, I’d like to address a more focused, yet equally important point related to this topic.

Panties.

That’s right. Panties.

Wanna lose $10? Bet the guy next to you he can’t name three Victoria’s Secret Angels. Your man has seen the Victoria’s Secret Catalog. He’s passed the store in the mall, and pretended not to be phased by thoughts of leggy European models prancing about in fabulously lacy, barely-there matching ensembles.

It’s a fantasy, but one that has become so saturated in everyday society, that it feels real.

Right or wrong, it is what it is. Your man expects to find something from the Semi-Annual Sale underneath your clothes. Movies and advertisements have conditioned him to think that way. You can resist it all you want, but you’ll just be letting him down.

Consider this your warning.

I WANT MORE WIFEABLE!

 

Dating, Fashion, Lifestyle, Relationships
7 Comments to “Every guy has seen a Victoria’s Secret catalogue”
  1. Jenna says:

    So true… no matter what, my boyfriend appreciates all of my sexy lingerie.

  2. Noway says:

    dislike. this is hypocritcal if you ask me

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