The Top Five Worst Personality Traits on TV/The Internet Right Now

March 17, 2011 8 Comments

The Slut – Example: Tila Tequila

It takes a lot in our modern society to be labeled a full-on slut. You need to look the part, act the part, and be willing to swap self-respect for attention. Some people make careers off this maneuver. But once you’ve mortgaged your self-respect, and the attention fades (it always does), what do you have left?

The Insecure B!tch – Example: Sammy “Sweetheart”

Um… if you’ve watched Jersey Shore (of course you have), you most likely have noticed Sammy “Sweetheart’s” ridiculous behavior. Sammy’s attitude is infuriating and she has no idea who she is. Sammy hates Sammy, and she wants to blame everyone else as a result. Sprinkle in a Jersey accent and an equally dumb male counterpart—and the result is the highest-rated TV show on Thursday nights.

The Victim – Example: Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer’s post-Friends/post-Brad career has centered on her romantic misfortune. In fact, the only reason she’s really remained relevant is as the poster-woman for victim’s everywhere. Tabloids love it, and apparently so does her accountant… Aside from that, there’s really no appeal to feeling sorry for yourself, refusing to move on with your life, and living in the past.


The Train-Wreck – Example: Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears

Train-Wrecks are only known for one thing: f#cking up. Apparently in the TMZ era, f#cking up can be a career, and a lucrative one at that. However, being laughed at while destroying your health is best off left to the professionals. Eventually, T-Wrecks run out of steam, their kidneys quit on them, or the public grows tired and moves on.

The Mess – Example: Christina Aguilera, Tiger Woods

Unlike the Train-Wreck, the “Mess,” actually has recognized talent. However, the “Mess” dabbles in drugs or alcohol or sex or other vices (or all of them), which counteract and ultimately nullify their god-given talent. America believes in redemption (See: Michael Vick) but many “Messes” never really get it together again. Even those that seem to be immune (See: Charlie Sheen) don’t get the last laugh…they become it.

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8 Comments to “The Top Five Worst Personality Traits on TV/The Internet Right Now”
  1. D says:

    Xtina is a hot mess! Lol

  2. Kristin says:

    Sammi is horrible. I can’t stand her. I’m glad you mentioned Ronnie too because he’s just as bad

  3. jamers says:

    Brad is amazing, but I could have moved on by now. I do like her though

  4. Robyn Williams says:

    These shows get very high ratings, WE actually want to watch them and many women ACT JUST LIKE THOSE WOMEN and dress that way…Jersey Shore? I hate everything it represents about New Jersey… what about other Jersey beaches…classy decent women go there…..stay away from sleezy beaches… don’t watch the show! Don’t waste your time reading about those celebrities…. we have our own lives to live….do something with yours….that’s my opinion.

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